Novelty Dick Shaped Soap V3.0

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Dick Soaps! V3.0

(GLOW IN THE DARK / Suction Cupped)

Because what's a better way to wash ya hands than to slap ol' mate onto the sink or mirror and fap away at a big soapy... I think ya get the point ;)

Ya know, for when you want to give anyone a that walks into your bathroom during the night a dickin’ good fright..

THIS PRODUCT IS MADE TO ORDER.

PLEASE ALLOW 1-5 DAYS TO BE MADE BEFORE SHIPMENT.

Find V2.0: HERE
Find the originals without the suction cup attached: HERE

These soaps may look like dick & smell better than any dick you've ever seen.. But remember they are indeed still SOAP and

for EXTERNAL USE ONLY, ya dirty bitch ;)
We do NOT take responsibility for any damage/injuries caused from misuse of this product. Please do not put soap where soap does not belong, lmao.

Green - Watermelon
A sweet Watermelon scent. Smells like Jolly Rancher Watermelon candies.
Blue - Bubblegum
The aroma of a sweet, juicy childhood bubblegum

The GLOW pigment in this soap is activated by light. For the best results, charge it in the light or under a lamp! Then then the lights off and watch them glow ;)
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These dick soaps stand approximately 4” tall

Weighs an estimate of 115g + Suction Cup

Ingredients; Water, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Glycerol, Sucrose, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Tetrasodium EDTA, Fragrance, Colour.